BUMP-IT. That’s all I could think about when I looked through these photos of the London Cowboys and Aliens premiere. Olivia Wilde is bumping it. Look at her hair! Her hair is not her best asset, but surely, she can come up with better options than either bangs trauma or bump-its.
Once I got past the hair, I did notice her dress, and yes, I can see the side-boob. Olivia wants us to look at the side-boob, which is weird, because she doesn’t have much to look at. I applaud her for being natural and proud, but seeing girls walk a red carpet braless, or without anything containing their puppies, it just makes me angry-jealous. Because I never could do that. The dress is Gucci, by the way. And I dislike it, mostly because I remember this style growing up. Back in the 1980s, every adult woman working in any kind of business setting had a blouse exactly like the top part of this dress. Something semi-sheer, with a gigantic bow/ruffle/faux-scarf thing that just added absurd extra weight to a woman’s neck and chest. Go back and watch 9 to 5 – every woman had this blouse. As a modern look… eh. It’s not right for a summer premiere, but seasonal issues aside, it’s still a pretty fug dress. I’m not a polka dot person, though, so this whole thing is just a flurry of 80s fugness, polka dot fugness, and bump-its.
I will give Olivia credit for two things though – the girl looks great with red lips, and she has a gorgeous profile.
More photos – Daniel Craig looks hot, and Harrison Ford is two seconds away from yelling at everybody.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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